Daddy is a gay dancer
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman… and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, ”My father’s an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music
in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes,
if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay
with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin
aside.”Is that really true about your father?”
”No,” the boy said, ”He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Obama re-elected, but it’s too embarrassing to
say that in front of the other kids.