Obama was asleep in the white house and awoke to see Washington’s ghost. He asked, ”George, how can I make this country better?” Washington said, ”Be honest with the people like I was.”

Obama went back to sleep and awoke again this time to Thomas Jefferson and asked, ”Tom, how can I make this country better?” Jefferson said, ”Love the constitution like I did.”

Again Obama fell asleep and awoke this time to Lincoln and asked, ”Abe, how can I make this country better?” Lincoln replied, ”Go see a play.”