October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
by Steve

FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:

The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results.
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

Thought you’d like to know.

~Steve~ H/T Joseph

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